A letter to my new American friends:
I'm known as "the most famous dog in Britain" and I still don't quite understand it...All I did was defend myself against an overly aggressive royal goose near Buckingham Palace. Suddenly the press was hounding me. Then, after I put paw to papers to tell my side of the story, it became a big best seller! And I was nominated for the Author of the Year Award - the only animal (Tom Wolfe is a man). I hope you'll like my "heartwarming story of triumph over adversity." It follows my rise from strayhood to life with a famous journalist. But what I really do is unleash all the secrets between Pet and Man - something even the feline/feather/fish-dependent will find fascinating!
Love and biscuits,
Buster
